Break Up 101

No one in this world ever want to be in a break up sitch, who does right? Aside from you or your ex wining and ranting about your recent break up your friends will eventually get sick and tired of you yacking over and over again about the same old shit that you should have figured out even before Moses found the golden laso.. oh wait, that was Linda Carter. So before your friend’s nose bleeds and starts to abandon you, leaving you with your mute imaginary friends, here are a couple of tips to get by… or get even. Whatever works! Lol!The things I am about to spill does not necessarily point at my nose, but will sure do point at yours if in any case you’d be in this very dreadful situation!

#1Stop listening to love songs, it will only make you feel bad, I mean, come on, you are suffering from a post relationship trauma, the least you’d need to hear are those superficial effin love songs that talks about love love love and love… These songs are composed by some drug addict paid with big bucks to make listeners feel good, and that demographic does not include you! Okay? So stop it! Not unless you are glutton for pain!

#2 (For 18 and above only)Watch a lot of porn! Yes, it is a proven fact that exercise produces a lot of endorphins! And as we all know endorphins makes people happy! And giggly and bubbly! (okay stop you’re being too obvious) So you might ask me, what’s the connection between porn and exercise?? Masturbation of course! Duh? I mean, who wants to exercise really??? Masturbation is enjoyable and almost has the same physical activity as doing dumbbells (only faster) some abs work out and “THE” leg stretching (come on, I can see you smiling now) and yes you might want to exercise those vocal chords by moaning a bit… it wouldn’t hurt not unless you live with your folks (ouch)

#3Learn a foreign language! Nothing can be as challenging as learning another language! It will take most of your time and would most likely take your mind off of your ex! If you are lucky you might just be able to translate things you never thought you’d one day understand! One interesting language to learn is Martian, yes the language from the planet Mars! You might just be able to understand what your ex was talking about all this time you thought he was speaking in your own language, and by the time you complete the course, you will come to realize that it was all a joke! Hahaha! And laugh you will. Erhm…

#4Shredder mode: If you can, please do, or at least try, it’s very liberating! Nothing can be so fulfilling than shredding your ex’s photos! Shred it in many ways you can, different shapes and sizes and build a huge collage mixing and matching the different parts of face and body! By doing so you can create a whole new image of your ex in a different light which most probably be so messed up it would just remind you how fucked up you were together! And that it was probably meant to be that way.#5And last but not the least, watch news about war, calamities and and… news on politics! Most especially Philippine politics! You’d be glad to be where you are now and I’m sure you’d be able to tell yourself that you are not that fucked up at all!

Cheers yall!

xoxo

WHEN I GROW UP

Yeah, it's the name of that totally overplayed PCD song, but I have to ask—what do you want to be when you grow up? (And don't say a Pussycat Doll, please!) No matter what age you are, is it something you think about or is it just one of those totally annoying questions parents and teachers like to ask? As for me, I'm already living my dream life—but I know I can always make it bigger and better. Tell me about your ideal, in-the-future life—and then don't just dream it, do it!

Just want to share that i already bought a F by FRIIS shoes a while ago in THEODORE's. Next target, CREATIVE RECREATION. Way to go JOSH!!!
I'll post the pics when I'm not busy na lang. I'm really in a hurry...c,")

Stole this pictures from multiply site of THEODORE"S. But I left a comment naman.

I told my mom that my christmas wont be complete without this funky rubber shoes.

I even told her that I'll be a good boy if she buys me 3 pairs....

And she agreed.

I can't wait to wear this shoes with my friends so pathetic looking at it.

hahahaha!!!!

Well check this one out!!

Theodore's, my all time favorite store here in the Philippines

will launch another set of labels.You really should wathch out for this.

Theodore's is located at

Bonifacio Highstreet, Global City

near Starbucks and Kabisera.

To all Southridge alumni specially my former classmates and batchmates:

Jose Inigo Mangulabnan Adri Laco

Ayn Vincent Castellano Elmo Sese

Norway Salvacion Chris Contreras

Giebert Taytayon Daniel Rito

Luis Sabio Pipoy Tuano

Dave Adao Jeion Paguio

Amado Nidea Jed Ang

Dominic Galleon

AA Duque

Jervi Magpantay

Jerome Laloon

Arriane Lacerna

Herman Rufo

DJ del Mundo

And lots lots more. Forgot the names of the other, sorry!!!

Just read, I'm in a hurry.

See you all there. c,")

I think i have a hangover of Andy Warhol style.